Dread, Hope, Fear, Moron, StardustVote for sanity. All creatures are made of stardust. Always be kind.Nov 2, 2020Nov 2, 2020
Fat Cinderella’s FuneralThanks to cremation, our aunts need not meet their ants.Oct 19, 2020Oct 19, 2020
Nationalize Our BanksWork hard, save, and don’t let the banksters steal your money.Aug 23, 2020Aug 23, 2020
Orphans’ Christmas PrayersMight a bamboo cane inspire orphans to pray earnestly?Aug 20, 2020Aug 20, 2020
Zero Naught’s Happy New YearDrunken parents should never threaten a psychic child.Aug 19, 2020Aug 19, 2020
Snakes and the tree of refugeDo we suffer recursion in hell? Are the gods having fun?Aug 16, 2020Aug 16, 2020
Turkeys’ Thanksgiving prayersTurkeys and cats think and pray. Humans slaughter.Aug 16, 2020Aug 16, 2020
No way to Key West on a phony ticketI was too thrifty, too young, and too stupid.Aug 15, 2020Aug 15, 2020