Dave MalliskDread, Hope, Fear, Moron, StardustVote for sanity. All creatures are made of stardust. Always be kind.Nov 2, 2020Nov 2, 2020
Dave MalliskFat Cinderella’s FuneralThanks to cremation, our aunts need not meet their ants.Oct 19, 2020Oct 19, 2020
Dave MalliskNationalize Our BanksWork hard, save, and don’t let the banksters steal your money.Aug 23, 2020Aug 23, 2020
Dave MalliskOrphans’ Christmas PrayersMight a bamboo cane inspire orphans to pray earnestly?Aug 20, 2020Aug 20, 2020
Dave MalliskZero Naught’s Happy New YearDrunken parents should never threaten a psychic child.Aug 19, 2020Aug 19, 2020
Dave MalliskSnakes and the tree of refugeDo we suffer recursion in hell? Are the gods having fun?Aug 16, 2020Aug 16, 2020
Dave MalliskTurkeys’ Thanksgiving prayersTurkeys and cats think and pray. Humans slaughter.Aug 16, 2020Aug 16, 2020
Dave MalliskNo way to Key West on a phony ticketI was too thrifty, too young, and too stupid.Aug 15, 2020Aug 15, 2020