Dave MalliskDread, Hope, Fear, Moron, StardustVote for sanity. All creatures are made of stardust. Always be kind.3 min read·Nov 2, 2020----
Dave MalliskFat Cinderella’s FuneralThanks to cremation, our aunts need not meet their ants.1 min read·Oct 19, 2020----
Dave MalliskNationalize Our BanksWork hard, save, and don’t let the banksters steal your money.1 min read·Aug 23, 2020----
Dave MalliskOrphans’ Christmas PrayersMight a bamboo cane inspire orphans to pray earnestly?4 min read·Aug 20, 2020----
Dave MalliskZero Naught’s Happy New YearDrunken parents should never threaten a psychic child.5 min read·Aug 19, 2020----
Dave MalliskSnakes and the tree of refugeDo we suffer recursion in hell? Are the gods having fun?3 min read·Aug 16, 2020----
Dave MalliskThe gunman of Grimy VultureNever fight a giant who hates guns.4 min read·Aug 16, 2020----
Dave MalliskTurkeys’ Thanksgiving prayersTurkeys and cats think and pray. Humans slaughter.4 min read·Aug 16, 2020----
Dave MalliskNo way to Key West on a phony ticketI was too thrifty, too young, and too stupid.3 min read·Aug 15, 2020----